He also consults PEGym, which has a slew of tutorials for men looking to lengthen their dicks, boost girth, last longer during sex and other related topics. In pursuit of his goal, he also visits subreddits that cover genital pumping techniques and machinery - r/Pumping, mostly - and compares his cock to those of other users on r/PenisMeasured.

A related topic of debate is the appropriate spot to place a measuring stick when collecting data (above the rod or along the side), with users calling out advantageously angled rulers. Some cut and paste everyday items found elsewhere in a pornstar’s nude next to their dicks for relative measurements. Other r/MeasuredPornstars posts contain still shots of agape female scene partners holding tape measures to the oversized dicks they’re about to navigate. This, the commenters agree, makes him “small” for a porn star. Though Lawless’ head peaks past one end of the device, its other is slightly buried into his pelvis, so it appears he’s registering roughly seven inches. In the comments section, one user with dubious authority writes that the speaker is 7.1 inches long. In one post bearing his name, there’s a picture of his erect cock tabled next to a portable speaker. Read next: What is PLASTT porn on Reddit, and why is it so popular?.